ABCD
Coinstar

[[A mischievous, curious person empties a small bag into a whrrring machine]]
[[Machine makes progressively less happy *kachunk*, *tshhhh*, *clickclickclick* and *grind* noises]]
[[Machine pops, then beeps in a tone of utter defeat]]
Holiday tip: Coinstar does not handle chocolate coins well.
{{Title text: Plus they take like 9%.}}
Plus they take like 9%.