ABCD
Google+

Girl: You should join Google!+
Boy: What is it?
Girl: Not Facebook!
Boy: What's it like?
Girl: Facebook!
[Boy considers.]
Boy: Oh, what the hell.
Boy: I guess that's all I really wanted.
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{{Title text: On one hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch. On the other hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch!}}
On one hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch. On the other hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch!