ABCD

[[Person is playing a video game.]] <<BLAM>> Game: He once built a treehouse. <<BLAM>> Game: She has 110 unread emails that she was hoping to get to tonight. <<BLAM BLAM>> Game: He was the only one who took care of the plants back at base. No one liked my FPS mod that gives you three-second snippets from the bios of people you shoot. {{Title text: Wait, that second one is a woman? ... wait, if that bothers me, then why doesn't ... man, this game is no fun anymore.}}