ABCD

The Staple Madness

Staple guns: because duct tape can't make that 'kaCHUNK' noise.
Man with Beret: I FOUND MEGAN'S STAPLE GUN! [[holds up staple gun]] Man: [[holding forehead]] OH NO. Man: [[outside of the panel]] OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU-- Man with Beret: [[kneeling at laptop, stapling DVD to laptop]] INSTALLING DEBIAN! <<KA CHUNK>> Man with Beret: SANDWICHES! <<ka CHUNK ka CHUNK>> Man with Beret: [[running with staple gun]] MUST AFFIX EVERYTHING TO EVERYTHING <<ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK>> [[Megan enters holding tote bag]] Megan: ...HAVE YOU BEEN ABUSING MY STAPLE GUN? Man with Beret: NO. God: [[outside of scene, as voice from above]] YES!
Staple guns: because duct tape can't make that 'kaCHUNK' noise.