ABCD

Bug

The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.
[[Man sits at a computer, staring at the screen and rubbing his chin in thought. Another man stands behind him]] Man at computer: Weird - My code's crashing when given pre-1970 dates. Man standing up [[pointing at the computer]]: Epoch fail! {{title text: The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.}}
The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.