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Online Package Tracking

{{Online Package Tracking}}
{{_Pros_: Convenient, Useful}}
{{_Cons_: Makes You Crazy}}
[[A person is sitting at a computer.]]
<<refresh>>
Person: Aww, still in Memphis.
<<refresh>>
Person: Aww, still in Memphis.
<<refresh>>
Person: Aww, still in Memphis.
I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?