ABCD

[[A man, Rob, is sitting at a computer. The text is an IRC-style transcript of a conversation, in a fixed-width font. He is text-messaging a girl he slept with named Emily; their messages read as follows:]] <rob> hi <emily> hey you <rob> last night was nice <emily> the best i've had <rob> yeah it was AMAZING <emily> ok, i have to ask <emily> is this for real? <emily> or is it just sex <rob> definitely just sex <emily> holy shit <emily> are you serious? <emily> you don't know how much that made my stomach hurt <emily> i want to cry <rob> i'm sorry <rob> i wanted to type 'i love you' <rob> but our line lengths were syncing up <emily> ... <rob> and it would have broken the pattern * emily has disconnected {{alt text: I wish I knew how to quit this so I wouldn't have to quit you.}}