ABCD

Linux User at Best Buy

We actually stand around the antivirus displays with the Mac users just waiting for someone to ask.
Salesman: Interested in updating your antivirus software? Customer: Oh, I wouldn't need any of that. {{In a spiky speech bubble}} I RUN LINUX. <<Flip>> {{Customer does a backflip onto a motorcycle}} {{Customer performs a wheelie on the motorcycle}} {{Customer does a hard, donut turn on the motorcycle, kicking up dirt into the salesman's face}} {{Customer speeds off on the motorcycle, leaving the salesman in a cloud of black exhaust}}
We actually stand around the antivirus displays with the Mac users just waiting for someone to ask.