ABCD

Skateboarding is Not a Crime

'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.
[[A set of lockers. The middle one has a sticker stuck to it proclaiming "Skateboarding is not a crime"]] When I'm president, skateboarding will still be legal, but display of those stupid stickers will be a felony. {{alt text: 'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.}}
'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.