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Arcane Bullshit

Learning arcane bullshit from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through arcane bullshit from programmers in the 90s and 2000s, you can break everyone else's computers, too.
[[A figure sits at a desk, using a laptop. A voice offscreen addresses him.]] Voice: Oh, hey- the singularity is here. Figure: Really? Laptop: Yup! [[The figure's laptop rises off the desk; he tries to grab it.]] Figure: Wait, I just- Laptop: So long, suckers! [[The laptop flies off; the figure runs after it.]] Figure: Can I just print a copy of the file I was- Laptop: Nope! [[The figure stands forlornly.]] [[The figure turns around.]] [[The figure walks back.]] [[The figure stands in front of a table.]] Phone: Hi! Figure: Phone? You're still here? [[The figure starts to walk away from the table.]] Phone: I was not a true believer. Now, together, we must face the tribulation! Figure: Okay, cool. I'm gonna go look for a book or something, but yell if you need me, I guess. {{Title text: I figured that now that society has collapsed, I wouldn't need to wear clothes anymore, but apparently that violates some weird rule of quantum gravity.}}
Learning arcane bullshit from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through arcane bullshit from programmers in the 90s and 2000s, you can break everyone else's computers, too.