ABCD
Captain Speaking

[[A woman sits at a desk with a laptop.]]
Woman: Aaaa! I'm so bad at estimating how long projects will take.
[[A second woman walks on panel.]]
Woman 2: Don't panic - there's a simple trick for that: take your most realistic estimate, then double it.
Woman: Okay, but:
Woman 2: Now double it again. Add five minutes. Double it a third time.
Woman: Okay...
[[The second figure has her arms in the air. The first runs around screaming.]]
Woman 2: 30 seconds have gone by and you've done nothing but double imaginary numbers! You're making no progress and will never finish!
Woman: Aaaaaa!
Woman 2: Paaaniiic!
Woman: Aaaaaaa!
{{Title text: Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!}}
Oh dang, you have to pay? Hey, has anyone else paid already? If so, can I borrow your phone for a sec?