ABCD
Misusing Slang

Narrator: The best part of getting older is gonna be intentionally misusing slang around teenagers just to watch them squirm.
Man: Oh man, that song is so pwned!
Adolescent: <<twitch>>
{{title text: It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.}}
It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.