ABCD
Hot Dogs

[[A person stands by the stove with a cooking pot in one hand and a recipe in the other.]]
Recipe: ...and add sugar to taste.
[[They put the pot on the stove and stare at it in confusion.]]
Person: ??
[[They walk away from the stove.]]
[[The person comes back with a hand truck stacked with three giant boxes labeled 'SUGAR'.]]
{{Title text: Look, recipe, if I knew how much was gonna taste good, I wouldn't need you.}}
Okay, I'm just gonna order pizza, and let's never talk about this again.