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[[We see the earth, with many rockets flying away from it.]]
Computer voice: Oh my God, why do you even have all these? What's wrong with you? We're launching them into the sun.
The moment the computers controlling our nuclear arsenals become sentient
{{Title text: It took a lot of booster rockets, but luckily Amazon had recently built thousands of them to bring Amazon Prime same-day delivery to the Moon colony.}}
In the latest round, 9-year-old Muhammad Ali beat 10-year-old JFK at air hockey, while Secretariat lost the hot-dog-eating crown to 12-year-old Ken Jennings. Meanwhile, in a huge upset, 11-year-old Martha Stewart knocked out the adult Ronda Rousey.