ABCD

Time Capsule

Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.
[[Two people watch a man in a red sports car drive by]] Person 1: I bet he just drives that car to overcompensate for his cyan penis. {{Title text: That guy only drives an alkaline car to overcompensate for his highly acidic penis.}}
Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.