ABCD

Flashlights

Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They're impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them swear it's worth it.
[[A person approaches another person sitting in a chair]] Person 1: Remember how flashlights sucked when we were kids? Always dim and finicky? Person 2: I guess? [[They walk to the door]] Person 1: Well, I discovered there are now internet flashlight enthusiasts. - And the technology has... improved. Person 2: Ok, let's see. [[As they walk outside into the night, Person 1 turns his flashlight on. An enormous incandescence springs forth. Person 2 shies away for a moment.]] <<FWOOSH>> Person 1: See how it lights up the whole forest? Person 2: ..the trees are on fire. Person 1: Real bright, though. {{Title text: Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They're impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them swear it's worth it.}}
Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They're impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them swear it's worth it.