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Like many people, I'm tired of nitpicking about Frankenstein's Monster's name. Luckily, Frankenstein is public domain. Therefore, I present XKCD'S FRANKENSTEIN [Lightning bolt] (The monster's name) [[No illustration, just centered text leading to a title with a small lightning bolt at the bottom.]] [[A man with a flat-top haircut lies under a blanket on a gurney, with wires leading from his neck. A person throws a large switch on the wall.]] Monster: GRAAAR! Doctor: Frankenstein is alive! I am a modern Prometheus! Monster: RAAAAR! Doctor: To be clear, your name is Frankenstein . Canonically. Monster: GRAAAAAR! The moon landings were faked! Doctor: Wait, what? ~Fin.~ There. Feel free to call the monster "Frankenstein." If anyone tries to correct you, just explain that this comic is your canonical version. Thank you. [[Again, no illustration, just text.]] {{Title text: "Wait, so in this version is Frankenstein also the doctor's name?" "No, he's just 'The Doctor'."}}