ABCD

[[Empty panel with text]] An engineer syllogism [[Engineer sits at desk thoughtfully, thinking.]] Engineer: One, I am good at understanding numbers. [[Engineer puts hands to face, pondering]] Engineer: Two, the stock market is made of numbers. [[Engineer suddenly aghast]] Engineer: Three, therefore, I-- WOW where did all my money just go? {{Title text: The less common, even worse outcome: "3: [everyone in the financial system] WOW, where did all my money just go?"}}