ABCD

[[A single figure plods along alone, deep in thought.]] Thought: There's no way that's true. Thought: It would interfere with basic cognition. Thought: Such a ridiculous view of masculinity. Thought: How would you even STUDY that? Caption: Every seven seconds, sociologists think about that made-up statistic about how often men think about sex. {{Title text: Every few months, I think about sex every seven seconds and how weird and implausible it would be.}}