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Sword in the Stone

That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.
[[A figure approaches a sword sticking out of a rock. They grab it, tussle a bit, then successfully wrest it from its crevice. Angelic trumpets sound.]] Aethereal voice from above: THE THRONE OF ENGLAND IS YOURS [[Figure pulls out smartphone]] Smartphone: Wikipedia. England. [[Figure stares at smartphone a bit, pokes sword back into stone.]] {{Title text: That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.}}
That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.