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((A figure seated at a desk is handing a document to a standing figure)) Seated figure: Here's a page explaining the terms of your new fire insurance policy. ((Standing figure regards the page thoughtfully, gripping it with both hands, really taking it in.)) Standing figure: Hey, what if I-- ((Seated figure interrupts)) Seated figure: And HERE'S a page explaining that the, quote, cool hack, unquote, you just thought of is called, quote, insurance fraud, unquote. We already know about it and it's a crime. Standing figure: Oh. Right. How did-- ((Seated figure interrupts)) Seated figure: I see a lot of programmers here. {{Title text: LIFEHACKS: You can just take all the luggage off the airport conveyer belt and leave with it. They don't check that it's yours at the door!}}