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((This comic is a single panel)) [[Three characters silently focus on a whiteboard, titled KIX SLOGAN IDEAS They clutch markers while pondering an ending to their slogan.]] Kid tested, mother... [[There are several possible sentence endings, all verb phrases. They are all crossed out.]] selected perfected not notified watching helplessly infected consumed fucker {{Title text: My parents sent me to several years of intensive Kix test prep.}}