ABCD

((There's a 2D chart.)) ((The vertical axis reads:)) not very worried <-- ... in real life --> very worried ((The chart itself includes the following items:)) <---------------- Chest wound --------------> * ... on your right side * ... on your left side * Getting knocked out by a punch * "We need to talk." * Persistent cough * Parking ticket * Breaking news * Spilling a drink on your shirt * Nosebleed ((The horizontal axis reads:)) not very worried <-- ... in movies --> very worried {{Title text: If the breaking news is about an event at a hospital or a lab, move it all the way over to the right.}}