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{{Title text: 'Can't you just use the LHC you already built to find it again?' 'We MAY have disassembled it to build a death ray.' 'Just one, though.' 'Nothing you should worry about.' 'The death isn't even very serious.'}} [[Woman standing at a podium with man behind her]] Person off scene: Tell us about your proposal. Woman: We're requesting $3 billion in funding to find the Higgs Boson. Person off scene: ... wait. Didn't you already find it a year or two ago? Man: Yes, well, um. [[Zoom into woman]] Woman: ... ok, this is embarrassing. Man off scene: See, the thing is--- [[Zoom out to original scene]] Person off scene: Don't tell us you lost it already. Woman: Look. In our defense it's really small.