ABCD

Move Fast and Break Things

I was almost fired from a job driving the hearse in funeral processions, but then the funeral home realized how much business I was creating for them.
{{Title text: I was almost fired from a job driving the hearse in funeral processions, but then the funeral home realized how much business I was creating for them.}} [[Man being interviewed at a desk by a woman]] Man: My motto is "move fast and break things." ((below scene)) Jobs I've been fired from -- Fedex driver Crane operator Surgeon Air traffic controller Pharmacist Museum curator Waiter Dog walker Oil tanker captain Violinist Mars rover driver Massage therapist
I was almost fired from a job driving the hearse in funeral processions, but then the funeral home realized how much business I was creating for them.