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Reduce Your Payments

I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.
[[A figure sits at a couch. Black hat guy walks up from behind, holding some paper.]] Black hat guy: I discovered this weird trick for reducing your mortgage payments! Figure: What? Black hat guy: Sodium borohydride. Figure: ... I hate you. {{Title text: I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.}}
I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.