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[[A person is sitting at a desk, typing on a laptop.]] Person: What I'm trying to do is really simple. It shouldn't be hard. [[Someone off-screen speaks.]] Off-screen: All computers are just carefully organized sand. Everything is hard until someone makes it easy. [[The person leans back in their chair.]] [[The person lifts the laptop off the desk, examining it like a book.]] Person: Maybe I should turn this one back into sand. Off-screen: I'll find a blowtorch. {{Title text: (six hours later) ARGH. How are these stupid microchips so durable?! All I want is to undo a massive industrial process with household tools!}}