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[[Black Hat sits at a desk. A voice speaks from off panel, in front of Black Hat.]] Off Panel Voice: CNN hired you to improve viewership. [[Black Hat continues sitting at the desk.]] Black Hat Guy: ...yes, and? [[Next panel, conversation continues.]] Off Panel Voice: You texted "holy crap, turn on the news" to a million random phone numbers? Black Hat Guy: It sure did work. Off Panel Voice: Not what we meant! {{Title text: We're firing you, but the online headline-writing division wants to hire you.}}