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[[A figure sits at a desk with a laptop. A woman is off-screen.]] Figure: Argh! Woman: What? Figure: Why do I always have these inexplicable, impossible-to-diagnose computer problems? [[The woman walks up to the desk.]] Figure: After six hours of this, I've concluded nothing works or makes sense. I give up on logic. Woman: <<sigh>>Gimme. I'll figure it out. Figure: You won't. [[The figure sits at his laptopless desk. Off-screen, we can hear the woman working on it. <<Type type>> <<Click>> Woman: ? <<Type type type>> Woman: ??? [[The woman is back in front of the desk, clutching the laptop.]] Figure: How'd it go? Woman: Your computer is literally haunted. Figure: Told you. {{Title text: 'It has a ghost in it. Take it back.' 'No.'}}