ABCD

Steroids

A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.
[[An indescribable being of energy and a person are walking along]] Being: Explain to me this "steroid scandal" Person: Well, uh... We humans are made of chemical which stay alive by finding other chemicals and putting them inside us Person: We hold contests to see which humans are fastest and strongest. But some humans eat chemicals that make them *too* fast and strong. Person: And they win contests! Being: That does sound bad. Person: It's awful! {{Title text: A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.}}
A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.