ABCD
Drop Those Pounds

[[We see a poster taped to a wall. It has two people in the bottom left, a silhouetted crenellated tower in the bottom right, and a thin arc between them. It reads:]]
Struggling with those 2013 resolutions?
We'll help you hit your target
By dropping thirty pounds
FAST
WEB: http:
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CALL: (555) 123-4567
{{Title text: If the flyers don't work, we'll switch to the LEAST subtle method of informing a town of the existence of a trebuchet club.}}
If the flyers don't work, we'll switch to the LEAST subtle method of informing a town of the existence of a trebuchet club.